Sheldon: If some poor woman is going to pin her hopes on my sperm, what if she winds up with a toddler who doesn’t know whether to use an integral or a differential to solve for the area under a curve?
Leonard: I’m sure she’ll still love him.
Sheldon: I wouldn’t.
Oh I love sheldon. incidentally, Jim Parsons just announced that he’s gay. Hazzah! my gaydar still functions. somewhat.